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“Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.”
― Peyton Manning

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
― Steven Wright