Samantha Fleming

“A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men,” Mr. Wonka said.”
― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

“I don't have the right word for how she looks, but even now, with parts of her face swollen and discolored, there's something striking about her, something I haven't seen before.
In that moment I'm able to accept the inevitability of how I feel, though not with joy. I need to talk to someone. I need to trust someone. And for whatever reason, I know, I know it's her.
I'll have to start by telling her my name.”
― Veronica Roth, Four: A Divergent Story Collection

“Thank you for telling me that my dick is in your prayers. I'd prefer if it was in your mouth.”
― Whitney Gracia Williams, Reasonable Doubt: Volume 1

“Mrs. Robinson?” “Yes.” And her large rubber strap-on.”
― E.L. James, Grey