Slow Donkey

“There you are! Art, honey, are you having trouble taking a poopy?” Mother! I’m about to begin my journey to become the greatest mage in the world! Do not make me out to be a constipated infant! Lifting me gently into her arms, she took me away to change my diaper—which, surprisingly, was full by the time I noticed.”
― TurtleMe, Early Years

“You can’t get a hangover if you’re always drunk,” he said sagely, tapping his temple with a finger.”
― TurtleMe, Ascension

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“What drives you to such lengths?"

Grey's brows rose in surprise. He cleared his throat and stood suddenly. He was silent so long I didn't think he was going to answer, but then a sad smile crept across his features, an expression that contained so little yet so much information. “I owe it to everyone I left behind to come back strong enough to take care of them.”
― TurtleMe, Reckoning