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“Please excuse Aideen Cleary from PE today She has bubonic plauge."
I coughed.
"You do not have bubonic plauge."
"I do though.'
"I could phone your mother."
"You could.”
― Ciara Smyth, Not My Problem

“As my friend Julian puts it, only half winkingly: “God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation.”
― Daniel Mallory Ortberg, Something That May Shock and Discredit You

“If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.”
― Jane Austen, Emma

“Pass the damn ham, please.”
― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird