Liz

“Samantha: DO YOU KNOW HOW LOUD THIS THING IS? BESIDES, THERE’S NO TALKING IN WAR. ONLY TEETH AND BLOOD AND THE WAILING OF WOMEN WHO BLEED OUT AS I SEDUCE THEIR MEN AND MAKE LOVE IN THE GORE.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade

“You should pick up the prescription before you go home today. And please do not hesitate to call if you need anything. This stage can be unpredictable, and it is my job to make sure Lewis develops as much as he can with as little pain as possible until he’s strong enough, as a great white, to live in the ocean.”
― Emily Habeck, Shark Heart

“All my life, I’d felt alone. And now, at the edge of the apocalypse, I finally realized how much I needed other people.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“New Achievement! You’re the reason why daddy drinks! You have, for an unspecified reason, raised the ire of the System AI. You have corrected the issue, and everything is back to normal. The acceleration action has been suspended. This time. Good boy. Reward: You’ve received a Gold Makeup Sex is the Best Sex box.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods