Liz

“I laughed. “Hey, Donut. If we were back home, you’d finally be able to knock that vase off the high shelf.” “That thing was a menace, Carl. It was haunted.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“The Babababoon is the king of idiotic chaos. This exclusive mob was created by taking a standard earth baboon and crossing it with the population from a Florida jail drunk tank. Not gonna lie.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“An incessant desire for fish became louder than all the things Lewis treasured: the heartbeat of language, the idea of living in a tree, the universal within the poetic, and his soft way of loving her. Without near-constant feeding, Lewis became one with an irascible, symphonic rage. And this was the best of it.”
― Emily Habeck, Shark Heart

“New Achievement! You’re the reason why daddy drinks! You have, for an unspecified reason, raised the ire of the System AI. You have corrected the issue, and everything is back to normal. The acceleration action has been suspended. This time. Good boy. Reward: You’ve received a Gold Makeup Sex is the Best Sex box.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods