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The secret to a happy afterlife is how you die. The more painful the death, the more creative and non-typical the death, that’s the secret. Suicide proves you're open-minded and willing to embrace your best afterlife.’
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“I have masturbated to Miss Danbury three times, though.”
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“Before heading to bed, I shoot the kid I have chained up in the basement. 76% of women can be convinced that the sound of a gunshot was actually a car backfiring.”
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“chili burger,”
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