Jennifer

“We have a set of rules for our faith, our sexuality, our marriages, our dating relationships, for choosing a church—nothing is off-limits. We tell ourselves to always do this, and never do that, and everything will turn out perfectly. Worse than that, we back up our rules with Bible verses and tell everyone else to follow them too.”
― Allison Fallon

“Sometimes --- in fact, often --- easy is just as good. Things don't need to be complicated.”
― Mari Jojie, A Hundred Silent Ways

“Isn't it weird that everything that's coming out of my mouth is going directly into the past?”
― Rebekah Crane, The Odds of Loving Grover Cleveland

“Puns often seem to propagate in direct proportion to efforts aimed at suppressing them. Tell someone they can't say something, and they'll find another way, much as a river will eventually find a way round any mountain on its journey to the sea.”
― John Pollack, The Pun Also Rises: How the Humble Pun Revolutionized Language, Changed History, and Made Wordplay More Than Some Antics