Kaylee

“If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?”
― Jon Stewart

“Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.”
― Leonardo da Vinci

“Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?
Hobbes: (Reading Calvin's paper) "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender modes."
Calvin: Academia, here I come!”
― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

“Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”
― Jon Stewart