Alyssa Schmit

“SO, I head to the steam room and no one’s about so what’s a guy to do? Go in naked of course. I strip down, hanging low (#hunglikeahorse), and head inside getting all steamy and shit – and it is steamy as fuck in there. Like, I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face steamy. I walk over to the benches, blind as a Halayan bat, then turn and sit down…on a steamy, warm fucking LAP! So, I jump up like there’s a fire under my ass (#therewasactuallyadick) but my glute gives out and I slap right down into it again. That’s when I feel it (#nothisdick but also #notnothisdick) his SIREN LURE. This guy is some Siren asshole trying to feed on me!”
― Caroline Peckham, Shadow Princess

“Shall I tell you that if the ancients asked me of love, I’d merely have to whisper your name?”
― Amber V. Nicole, The Wrath of the Fallen

“You can’t think you can truly outrun me!” he roared,”
― Caroline Peckham, Hollow

“I swear, these Calore brothers are trying to out-idiot each other.”
― Victoria Aveyard, War Storm