Papillon Charles

“So, what’s the plan?” Lif asked. “And please don’t say kill them all but one.”
All of the Bloodsworn laughed at that, even Halja cracking her lips in a smile.
“That may be a little too much for even the Skullsplitter to achieve,” Revna said, looking at Lif and giving him a wink. “It would be hard for even her to get through so many in just one night.”
“No,” Orka said, shaking her head. “That is not the plan. I have a new plan, just this once. I am going to go down to that camp, find my son and get him out of there. And I will only kill those who try to stop me.”
― John Gwynne, The Hunger of the Gods

“You don't set much of a standard for whom you'll seek out advice, do you ?”
― J. Zachary Pike, Orconomics

“He was a firm believer that the best meals were made by holding dead things over a fire until they smelled good. As far as he was concerned, the tiny pile of twisted fruits and exotic extracts set before him was blasphemy.”
― J. Zachary Pike, Orconomics

“about as likely as a cheerleader from West Virginia reaching her 18th birthday as a virgin.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl