Jomelyn

“They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“Did you see that dress?” "I saw the dress.” "Did you like it?” He didn't answer. I took that as a yes. "Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance?” When he spoke, I could barely hear him. "You'll endanger the school.” I smiled and fell asleep.”
― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy