Shon

“Humor is reason gone mad.”
― Groucho Marx

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe