Joshua Winter

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein