I think it’s because he’s what all the songs are singing about. Every single fucking one of them, they’re singing about him.
“Sam Penny doing any of those things would be poetry, but him like that on the bed with a book is Shakespeare.”
― The Conditions of Will
― The Conditions of Will
“Sam Penny in that white T-shirt, in his black jeans and those old Cons he wears, looking like that, kissing like that—it’s where you hope you’ll go when your head touches the pillow.”
― The Conditions of Will
― The Conditions of Will
“What are the chances of dying of a heart attack at twenty-three? Seriously, you’re googling this?”
― Throttled
― Throttled
“My Uber driver asked if I’m in finance. Gag me.”
― Slap Shot
― Slap Shot
“What was with the penalty you got earlier? I saw you chirping that dude.” “He liked one of Emmy’s photos on Instagram last week, and it pissed me off. The hit was worth the two-minute timeout I got in the sin bin.” “You’re joking.”
― Slap Shot
― Slap Shot
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