Jennifer

“Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court full of bemused looking toads."

"He wouldn't dare use his magic here," said the Champion.

"Don't bet on it," said Rupert. "The High Warlock has all the practicality and self-preservation instincts of a depressed lemming.”
― Simon R. Green, Blue Moon Rising

“In those days there were heroes and villains, and darkness walked the earth. There were dragons to be slain, captured Princesses to be saved, and mighty deeds were accomplished by knights in shining armor. Many tales are told of that time, tales of steadfast bravery and derring-do. This isn’t one of them.”
― Simon R. Green, Blue Moon Rising

“Nan had always said that no amount of money can stop a stupid person being stupid, and I was beginning to see what she meant.”
― Ross Montgomery, The Murder at World's End

“Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.”
― Simon R Green