Newgate

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
― Terry Pratchett

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain

“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
― Philip K. Dick, VALIS