Yasmine Laws

“had my wig tucked just in case she tried to get crazy; when it came to Nakiya, I had no problem using my new pronouns”
― Talehia, Making A Project Chick My Surrogate: An Unhinged BBW Love Story

“But apparently she’s Grimm’s baby mama, so technically this is a custody dispute now.”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 5: The Finale

“Alley Cat is that type of dick that’ll make your edges grow back and clear your skin up. It’ll have you skipping to work in the rain without a care in the world. Muthafuckas ask you if you need a ride, but you’re so gone off the dick that it makes you feel like the rain is better than getting a ride, playing in puddles along the way until you get to your destination.”
― Princess Diamond, The Night a Rich Thug Saved Me 2

“Not with Kalani on your bumper like she repo’d your dick!”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 5: The Finale