Matthew Legaspi

“Calling it a simple schoolgirl crush was like saying a Rolls-Royce was a vehicle with four wheels, something like a hay-wagon. She did not giggle wildly and blush when she saw him, nor did she chalk his name on trees or write it on the walls of the Kissing Bridge. She simply lived with his face in her heart all the time, a kind of sweet, hurtful ache. She would have died for him..”
― Stephen King, It

“I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.”
― Garrison Keillor

“Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.”
― Garrison Keillor

“Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.”
― Garrison Keillor, Leaving Home