Maurine

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
― Dorothy Parker

“My little dog—a heartbeat at my feet.”
― Edith Wharton

“It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!”
― John Waters, Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters