Book Hater

“I masturbate, therefore I am.”
― Turbo Masturbo

“From the perspective of tormenting immortality, the ability to die is a great power.”
― Mr. W

“I dug a hole in the ground, put a little honey, and shoved it in. I fucked mother earth.”
― Turbo Masturbo

“I don't think the present time exists. I mean, if I am wanking to porn, am I looking at it or hearing it? I ask this because the light travels way faster than the sound meaning it's not really happening simultaneously. The same applies to the fact that the stimulation on my genitals must be transformed into impulses that travel to my brain making me feel the stimulation. It takes time for consciousness to process the reality. Therefore, there is always a delay before now and our awareness of now. With this being said, which part of us interacts with the present time?”
― Turbo Masturbo