Book Hater

“I dug a hole in the ground, put a little honey, and shoved it in. I fucked mother earth.”
― Turbo Masturbo

“From the perspective of tormenting immortality, the ability to die is a great power.”
― Mr. W

“Who is the best actor ever?”
“Ah… Antony Hopkins?”
“Wrong!” Seymour roared. “It’s death. Nothing can out act death acting life. Pretending there is nothing but the current moment and the breath we are taking. Death has persuaded itself it is alive and even made her fear itself,” Seymour explained. “And it did that because it was bored. Bored with peace. Life is merely a disturbance in death, which built a stage to act something fun. And that fun has turned into a loaded gun that will fire.”
Emanuel was nodding. Johnny wondered if the poor guy had any idea what Seymour was talking about. He looked so lost. Yet a man intending to take his own life should look
exactly like that.”
― Mr. W, The Craziest Book Ever Written

“I masturbate, therefore I am.”
― Turbo Masturbo