Cortney

“You ever pull a stunt like you did last night again and I will use your intestines to string your Les Paul.”
― Jay Crownover, Jet

“Kind of like Batman. On a motorcycle.”
― Joanna Wylde, Silver Bastard

“A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted.”
― Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride

“That is one fireball of a girlfriend you got there. The OR team was drawing straws to see who would go out and update her and your family. I think she actually had them scared.”
― Jay Crownover, Rome