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“A powerful yet utterly insane and unstable Unique Lifeform who likes to create dungeons while constantly complaining to the people actually doing said dungeons?” Jake asked rhetorically. “You’re goddamn right.”
“Maybe we should have tested them first,” she said. “That’s what they’re gonna put on my tombstone.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Tracked All-Terrain Suicide Machine. The Royal Chariot – Contraption. If a snowmobile got drunk on moonshine and had a sweaty, ill-advised night with a hillbilly’s coon-hunting ATV, this oversized birth defect of a vehicle would be the result.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“Shit,” I said. “Keep them away! I need to make a goddamned smoothie!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“The moment I pulled his head through the hole, Donut snapped off the spell. I let go, and the severed head dropped to the ground, mouth still open wide. “What was that, bitch? I didn’t quite get that last part,” I said.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
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