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“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
“The next achievement came in the AI’s creepy, I’m-touching-myself-and-smoking-a-cigarette voice. New Achievement! Smushed for Daddy.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“Shit,” I said. “Keep them away! I need to make a goddamned smoothie!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“The moment I pulled his head through the hole, Donut snapped off the spell. I let go, and the severed head dropped to the ground, mouth still open wide. “What was that, bitch? I didn’t quite get that last part,” I said.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“There is no shame in wanting to be alone yet also wanting the comfort and the strength of your brethren.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
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