Matthew

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”
― Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“Religion is not an exact science. Sometimes, of course, neither is science.”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation

“You didn’t want to be a warrior?”
“Never. It takes a woman nine months to make a new human. Why waste her effort?”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation

“They didn’t know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you’ve got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you’re alive, when you really shouldn’t be.”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation