Tea Johnson

“God, I loved competent men, especially ones who looked that good in an apron. Forget men in uniform. I’d take one in the kitchen all day, every day.”
― Ana Huang, King of Gluttony

“I’m not trying to be funny. Considering your mom is the one who carried her kids for nine months and gave birth to them, I think it should’ve been the other way around. Your dad should’ve quit his job and pitched in. The same goes for other men in general.” I had no issue with women quitting their jobs to raise their families if that was what they wanted. I did have an issue with Brady’s blatant misogyny and condescension.”
― Ana Huang, King of Gluttony

“No matter where we were or who we were with, she would always be the most beautiful, interesting person in the room. I could meet a million people across a thousand lifetimes, and that would never change.”
― Ana Huang, King of Gluttony

“Perhaps if you fornicated more, you’d have given me great-grandchildren by now.”
― Ana Huang, King of Gluttony