Juno

“She even managed to avoid various and sundry bits of animal husbandry that seemed to find warm, fallish tarmac to be to their liking. She’d never thought of sheep as a road hazard, but there you had it. When in Scotland, look out for white, fuzzy impediments to your journey.”
― Lynn Kurland, A Garden in the Rain

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.”
― Elizabeth Peters

“a barnacle on the yacht of prosperity”
― Lynn Kurland