“RULE #1: NEVER PUT UP WITH A DOUCHEBAG BOYFRIEND—DUMP THAT LOSER.”
― Praise
― Praise
“Rule #3: Wine and friends is a dangerous combination.”
― Mercy
― Mercy
“RULE #33: THE TRUTH HURTS LIKE A BITCH.”
― Praise
― Praise
“Rule #4: Self-absorbed assholes don’t get happy endings.”
― Mercy
― Mercy
“He thinks I can’t do this. And I’m going to suck this dick like I’m a man on center stage for a fucking hot dog eating contest on the Fourth of July, dammit.”
― Carnage
― Carnage
Samantha’s 2025 Year in Books
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