Reinhold

“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
― Woody Allen

“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“All thinking men are atheists.”
― Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain