Reinhold

“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”
― Woody Allen

“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
― Woody Allen

“But fate, as Merlin always taught us, is inexorable. Life is a jest of the Gods, Merlin liked to claim, and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh, he once told me, or else you'll just weep yourself to death.”
― Bernard Cornwell, The Winter King

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain