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Dungeon Crawler Carl
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by Matt Dinniman (Goodreads Author)
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May 30, 2026 09:08PM

 
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Jessica Knoll
“Tina turned the key, put the car back in reverse, and bulldozed Carl’s mailbox cleanly to the ground before driving off at a leisurely Sunday speed.”
Jessica Knoll, Bright Young Women

Eliza  Clark
“do I have to snap the wine bottle inside him to get him to stop sending me sad emails? Do I have to cut his nipple off for him to realise he should probably ring the police? Do I have to cave his head in with my camera, rather than hit him the once? Do I have to crash his car? Do I have to smash a glass over the head of every single man I come into contact with, just so I leave a fucking mark?”
Eliza Clark, Boy Parts

Eliza  Clark
“Do you know what happened to her already? Did you catch it in the papers? Are you local? Did you know her? Did you see it on the internet? Did some website the trawls local news for the worst details of true crimes bring her to your attention? Did you see the article about her, buried in the chum box of an already disreputable website? Did you see the red-headed stock image model juxtaposed against an edited charred corpse, captioned, "You won't believe what they did to her?" Did you listen to a podcast? Did the hosts make jokes? Do you have a dark sense of humour? Did that make it okay? Or were they sensitive about it? Did they coo in the right places? Did they give you a content warning? Did you skip ahead? Did you see pictures? Did you look for them?”
Eliza Clark, Penance

Eliza  Clark
“In the land of the borderline autistic, the man who can make eye contact is king.”
Eliza Clark, Boy Parts

Eliza  Clark
“Proof every Andrew Lloyd Webber stan is a fucking serial killer.”
Eliza Clark, Penance

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