John Hamner

“Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!