Rilee van Berkel

“Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
― Lemony Snicket

“I have, Brian thought, always been wet.
Always
Even my soul is wet.”
― Gary Paulsen, The River

“A short woman might be difficult to see on a crowded city street, particularly if she has disguised herself as a mailbox, and people keep putting letters in her mouth.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

“I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto