Rilee vanBerkel

“..no matter how much one reads, the whole story can never be told.”
― Lemony Snicket, The End

“I have, Brian thought, always been wet.
Always
Even my soul is wet.”
― Gary Paulsen, The River

“I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

“Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pillowcase, sheets, and boomerang collection.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto