Rilee vanBerkel

“It doesn't help that I'm famous for a thing I started when I was a kid. I think of what it would be like if everyone was famous for a thing they did when they were thirteen: their middle school band, their seventh grade science project, their eighth-grade play. The middle school years are the years to stumble, fall, and tuck under the rug as soon as you're done with them because you've already outgrown them by the time you're fifteen.”
― Jennette McCurdy, I'm Glad My Mom Died

“A short woman might be difficult to see on a crowded city street, particularly if she has disguised herself as a mailbox, and people keep putting letters in her mouth.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

“How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible?”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

“I have, Brian thought, always been wet.
Always
Even my soul is wet.”
― Gary Paulsen, The River