Kathy Mueller

“Can’t tell them about the sequel if you didn’t let them watch the original.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Mate

“Sometimes I’d Google a place just to see what I could before going. Figure out what I’d order, what the parking situation would be like.”
― Abby Jimenez, Yours Truly

“Isn’t that the whole concept behind having a destination wedding? You discharge your familial duty by inviting everyone you’ve ever met—including creepy, doll-collecting aunts and the third cousin who gives sweaty hugs—while fully expecting that ninety percent of your acquaintances will send their regrets and refuse to show up. For real, if people had thousands of dollars to blow on a vacation, they wouldn’t use it to go eat shitty fondant cake at a location picked by someone else.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Problematic Summer Romance

“Schadenfreude and chill.”
― Layne Fargo, The Favorites