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“Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.”
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
“I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!”
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“Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.”
― My Point... And I Do Have One
― My Point... And I Do Have One
“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”
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“Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.”
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
Lainey’s 2025 Year in Books
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