S.J. Long

“Holy shit, I’d broken him. The next time I felt like shit, I was just going to take a hot shower.”
― Beatrix Hollow, Cute but Psycho

“I narrowed my eyes. “Doctors say a glass a day helps the heart.” Hades cocked his head mockingly. “A glass of wine, not a gallon of hard liquor.” Semantics.”
― Kel Carpenter, Dark Horse

“If he left her there, I would have to kill him. It’s in the rule book. Death to all assholes.”
― Katie May, Blindly Indicted

“Laughter bubbled up before I could stop it. I was a human fly zapper. “Bring it on, you little swamp angels!” My voice was filled with malicious glee. I cackled under my breath each time another little drill-faced bug got the shock of a lifetime.”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down