S.J. Long

“Laughter bubbled up before I could stop it. I was a human fly zapper. “Bring it on, you little swamp angels!” My voice was filled with malicious glee. I cackled under my breath each time another little drill-faced bug got the shock of a lifetime.”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down

“I narrowed my eyes. “Doctors say a glass a day helps the heart.” Hades cocked his head mockingly. “A glass of wine, not a gallon of hard liquor.” Semantics.”
― Kel Carpenter, Dark Horse

“For Artemis, the virgin goddess,” Colette said with a beaming smile, taking that moment and stamping her dainty little foot on it.”
― Sam Hall, Good Girl

“And you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!” “What?”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down