S.J. Long

“I roll my eyes even though he can’t see and I start to lightly wog. You know, the way you pretend to jog but it’s really no faster than walking, just bouncier? Yeah, that’s my goal. Fake it. I’m super good at wogging.”
― Raven Kennedy, Signs of Cupidity

“And you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!” “What?”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down

“I narrowed my eyes. “Doctors say a glass a day helps the heart.” Hades cocked his head mockingly. “A glass of wine, not a gallon of hard liquor.” Semantics.”
― Kel Carpenter, Dark Horse

“For Artemis, the virgin goddess,” Colette said with a beaming smile, taking that moment and stamping her dainty little foot on it.”
― Sam Hall, Good Girl