S.J. Long

“I narrowed my eyes. “Doctors say a glass a day helps the heart.” Hades cocked his head mockingly. “A glass of wine, not a gallon of hard liquor.” Semantics.”
― Kel Carpenter, Dark Horse

“Laughter bubbled up before I could stop it. I was a human fly zapper. “Bring it on, you little swamp angels!” My voice was filled with malicious glee. I cackled under my breath each time another little drill-faced bug got the shock of a lifetime.”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down

“And you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!” “What?”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.“ – HP Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu (1926)”
― Steffanie Holmes, Shunned