S.J. Long

“Nothing that a stiff drink or a hard cock couldn’t cure. Or was it the other way around? I’m not sure.”
― Kitty Siberia, Cemetery Walk

“I narrowed my eyes. “Doctors say a glass a day helps the heart.” Hades cocked his head mockingly. “A glass of wine, not a gallon of hard liquor.” Semantics.”
― Kel Carpenter, Dark Horse

“Laughter bubbled up before I could stop it. I was a human fly zapper. “Bring it on, you little swamp angels!” My voice was filled with malicious glee. I cackled under my breath each time another little drill-faced bug got the shock of a lifetime.”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Down

“I’m more than the sum of my parts. I’m not the only dead girl on the dance floor.”
― Kitty Siberia, Cemetery Walk