Tamara

“Did you know plants have sex? And believe it or not, it’s super boring. Not fun at all. Nobody would read plant erotica.”
― Freida McFadden, The Locked Door

“But this isn’t just sex for me, Rachel,” Jake adds, his face solemn. “Hell, at this point, I’ll settle for just breathing your air. I’ll rub your feet on the couch after a long day. I’ll do your laundry. I’ll hold your purse while you shop for trail mix. That’s how crazy I am about you. I have to be me, and this is who I am. This is how I feel. Move in and be with me. With us. Whatever that looks like to you, we’ll figure it out. Just give me more than this nothing. I can’t bear another second of the nothing.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Around

“Three platonic fuck buddies and a hyperactive dog. What could possibly go wrong?”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Around

“Death by too much dick. And this is a death I mean to die over and over and over again.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Around