Alan

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome