Martin Calhoun

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.”
― Mark Twain

“Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.”
― Mark Twain