Charisse

“Minny: "Eat my shit."
Hilly: "Excuse me?"
Minny: "I said eat...my...shit."
Hilly: "Have you lost your mind?"
Minny: "No ma'am, but you about to, cause you just did."
*Minny eyes the pie*
Hilly: "Did...What?"
*Minny eyes pie again, Missus Walters gasping and laughing, Hilly eyes pie then gags and runs off*
Missus Walters: "And you didn't just eat one, you ate TWO slices!"
*Minny runs off*
Missus Walters: "RUN, MINNY, RUUN!!"
*She says this while laughing*”
― Kathryn Stockett, The Help

“If I wasn’t mated, and wasn’t straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn’t made that pact for friendship’s sake, I would totally screw you.”
― Scarlett Dawn, King Hall

“People think that epilepsy is divine simply because they don't have any idea what causes epilepsy. But I believe that someday we will understand what causes epilepsy, and at that moment, we will cease to believe that it's divine. And so it is with everything in the universe”
― Hippocrates

“Where's Agent Mulder when you need him?”
― RM Gilmore