Charisse

“You made your bed, now go f@#% yourself in it.”
― RM Gilmore

“It's a damn good thing I'm not the damsel in distress type; we'd all be f*cked.”
― RM Gilmore

“Minny: "Eat my shit."
Hilly: "Excuse me?"
Minny: "I said eat...my...shit."
Hilly: "Have you lost your mind?"
Minny: "No ma'am, but you about to, cause you just did."
*Minny eyes the pie*
Hilly: "Did...What?"
*Minny eyes pie again, Missus Walters gasping and laughing, Hilly eyes pie then gags and runs off*
Missus Walters: "And you didn't just eat one, you ate TWO slices!"
*Minny runs off*
Missus Walters: "RUN, MINNY, RUUN!!"
*She says this while laughing*”
― Kathryn Stockett, The Help

“Of all the times to have a first kiss, headless dead bitches meandering through your house probably wasn't the best.”
― RM Gilmore