Chaloth

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― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“If the meteorologists who live inside my phone are to be believed—and I have no reason to think they are untrustworthy—probably in a few hours,” he replied. “By tomorrow we’ll be able to build a snow army.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“He also said that leaving you when he did is one of the hardest things he's ever done. He placed special emphasis on the word hardest, but out of concern for my own sanity, I refuse to analyze why that might be."
My cheeks flamed at the double entendre.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“The truth is, I quite like making you happy.” He shook his head. “I’m frightened to think too much about what that means, because I honestly can’t remember the last time I wanted to do anything for another person, simply for its own sake. And without having an ulterior motive.” His eyes, when they met mine, were so intense I had to look away. “But for you, I would brave a blizzard just to see you smile.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One