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“Jennifer Belanger knew how to dress for a party. She was an athlete—soccer, track, tennis, you name it—so the miniskirt was her weapon of choice. Another inch off that hem and she could have kissed the PG-13 rating good-bye.”
― Gordon Korman, Jake, Reinvented

“Well, you may be a bird-brained, zany, off-the-trolley little Shaunie boy, but I doubt that you are a spy. So we should totes be friends!”
― timeforgruems