Rachael Simpson

“Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?"
Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.”
― Darren Shan, Hunters of the Dusk

“She was a beautiful woman." Gavner sighed, tracing the outline of one of the elephants. "She just had very bad taste in underwear …"
"And in boyfriends," I added impishly.
Mr. Crepsley burst into laughter at that”
― Darren Shan, Vampire Mountain

“Throw up whatever's making you sick, Darren," he said, "then get your behind back in here.”
― Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare

“Even in death may you triumphant”
― Darren Shan