Ryan

“As an atheist hates Christmas, I hate the fourth of July.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless, when in fact you are far less than fearless—you are clueless.”
― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

“A man is no less a slave because he is allowed to choose a new master once in a term of years.”
― LYSANDER SPOONER

“There are two days in the year that we can not do anything, yesterday and tomorrow”
― Gandhi, Mahatma