Some people think I’m the biggest dick they’ve ever met. Some fear me, and some say I’m a teddy bear. Believe them all. They got the version they earned.
“Don’t let him in yet!” my aunt shrieks. “It smells like roast chicken farts in here! Open a window! Open all of the windows!”
― A Very Bossy Christmas
― A Very Bossy Christmas
“Was it wrong that she was distracted, again, by the way his butt filled those jeans? Of course it was wrong, and still, how could she not be? He had really good arms, too, muscled and tanned and, as she had initially judged, lumberjacky.”
― Bigfoot and the Librarian
― Bigfoot and the Librarian
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