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“Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.”
― John Waters

“I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn't know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.”
― John Waters

“She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.”
― Flannery O'Connor