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“Because there are some things you have to do even if you are an enlightened liberal cop who knows all about sensitivity and everything!”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Mc Donalds he thought. There's no longer any such thing as a Mc Donalds hamburger. He passed out. When he came around seconds later he found he was sobbing for his mother.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Ting-a-ling mother fucker.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

“But he recovered in a few hours, and as soon as his mind had cleared, he threw them out of the house with the best manners he was capable of. “Nobody fucks with me,” he said. “Not even my father with his war veteran’s balls.”
― Gabriel García Márquez, Chronicle of a Death Foretold