Kat Stubbins

“For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“If you like books with happy endings then put this book down immediately.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Complete Wreck

“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”
― Lemony Snicket