Liz Hargnett

“We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.”
― Carlos Castaneda

“there was such a thing as ice-nine. And”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

“Also fun fact for you Americans: in Canada, the practice of Thanksgiving is celebrated with the slaying of a sacred moose. Once killed, the moose is slathered in maple syrup, apologized to excessively, then roasted over a bed of Maple Leafs ™ until crispy on the outside and succulent on the inside. The meat is then dispersed by carrier goose and beaver to all of our country’s people, and our dashing Prime Minister does a naked pagan dance around the flayed carcass, shouting “Hoser!” until his throat’s raw.

We’re very serious about Thanksgiving in Canada, Eh?”
― Daniel Younger

“You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.”
― Michael Palin