Liz Hargnett

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.”
― John Scalzi

“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have courage to lose sight of the shore.”
― William Faulkner

“Also fun fact for you Americans: in Canada, the practice of Thanksgiving is celebrated with the slaying of a sacred moose. Once killed, the moose is slathered in maple syrup, apologized to excessively, then roasted over a bed of Maple Leafs ™ until crispy on the outside and succulent on the inside. The meat is then dispersed by carrier goose and beaver to all of our country’s people, and our dashing Prime Minister does a naked pagan dance around the flayed carcass, shouting “Hoser!” until his throat’s raw.

We’re very serious about Thanksgiving in Canada, Eh?”
― Daniel Younger