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“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness

“Of course not. But…This week you’re a zombie. You know what you need?” I stand up and sigh. “You gonna say Jesus?” “No.” She points at me. “You need homeostasis.” “Did you just… biology me?” “Sure did.”
― Tracy Deonn, Legendborn

“carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man”
― Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

“Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.”
― Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland