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“Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill.”
― Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

“Of course not. But…This week you’re a zombie. You know what you need?” I stand up and sigh. “You gonna say Jesus?” “No.” She points at me. “You need homeostasis.” “Did you just… biology me?” “Sure did.”
― Tracy Deonn, Legendborn

“carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man”
― Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness