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“It’s really hard to be turned on by a man who shows up for a date in corduroy pants and big white walking shoes that look as though he’s shoved his feet inside of two giant pillows.”
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
“No wonder there are so many people with eating disorders.It’s like this diet plan is being administered by the Gestapo.”
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
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“To a woman, being married means you do not under any circumstances put your penis in another woman’s vagina. It also means no blowjobs, no oral, no anal, no phone sex, no sex of any kind, ever, with anyone other than your wife for as long as you’re married. As soon as you say ‘I do’, it means that where other women are concern ‘I don’t’ is the only correct response. If you play by these rules, you’re safe. If you don’t, we leave. It’s really that simple.”
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
“In the suburbs lust thrives and flourishes like an epidemic of lawn grubs during a heat wave.”
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
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