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“No wonder there are so many people with eating disorders.It’s like this diet plan is being administered by the Gestapo.”
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
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“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
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“Having sex with your neighbour is not a good idea. Not under any circumstances, nothing good will come of it. It’s a cliché. It’s a soap opera. It’s a bad made for TV movie.”
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
“To a woman, being married means you do not under any circumstances put your penis in another woman’s vagina. It also means no blowjobs, no oral, no anal, no phone sex, no sex of any kind, ever, with anyone other than your wife for as long as you’re married. As soon as you say ‘I do’, it means that where other women are concern ‘I don’t’ is the only correct response. If you play by these rules, you’re safe. If you don’t, we leave. It’s really that simple.”
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
― Tales of Sex & Suburban Lunacy
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