Aaron Stiltner

“Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
― Mark Twain

“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.”
― George Carlin

“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”
― Carrie Fisher

“And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince